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What is with all these books? George: I stopped having sex. A bunch of people are in the hall, which is filled with smoke. Kramer: All right, I ll see ya Bill. All right, I got room for two, but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section. Jerry enters Hey. Jerry: Hey. Wh-What d you got, a smoker s lounge in there? Kramer: Oh yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.

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Katie enters Katie: Jerry, oh there you are. You didn t answer the phone. Jerry: I was out. Katie: Oh. Jerry, great news. I got you an assembly. Jerry: An assembly? Katie: Two hours in front of the entire junior high, grades six through eight. That s six grade, seventh grade-- Jerry: I understand.

The Abstinence

But what am I gonna talk about for two hours? Katie: And, it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James. Jerry: Superfreak? Ben: Medobolic acidosis. Elaine: No! Hypocalimia, not medibolic acidosis. Ben: Man, I m never gonna pass this thing.

Elaine: Oh yes you are. We ll just stop having sex. George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It s simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. Hits a home run It s not complicated. Jeter: Now who are you again?

George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

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Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee? George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games? Jeter: We won the World Series. George: In six games. George: Nine minutes. Jerry: How am I gonna fill two hours? George: Hello? I can take an hour off your hands. Give the kids a chance to see a real live Yankee. Jerry: And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids. Waitress comes to table Waitress: More coffee? George: Excuse me, darling, do I detect a Portuguese accent?

The Abstinence

Waitress: Si George: Das kaffes un salat e grand por favor. Waitress: Mute pragalas senor George: Eh, don t mention it. Elaine: Portuguese? George: Yeah, my cleaning lady s Portuguese. I must ve picked it up. Elaine: How come he s gettin so smart? I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don t know no Portuguese? Jerry: Are you all right? Elaine: I don t know. It s just the last coupla days my mind has been, not good.

Jerry: Wait a second, I know what s happening. The no sex thing is having a reverse effect on you. What are you talking about? Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit s gonna come along and pick it up.

But now, it s like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing s getting through. You re stupid. Elaine: I don t understand.

Giving Seinfeld Fans a Taste of Reality, Kramerstyle The Forward

Kramer enters smoking. Kramer: Hey buddy. Kramer: Hey, you should come over. Tonight s pipe night.

Giving ‘Seinfeld’ Fans a Taste of Reality, Kramer-style

What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher s mitt. Kramer: What? Kramer: My face is all craggly, it s crinkly. Jerry: It s from all that smoke. What did you expect? Kramer: Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this.

The Afternoons Jerry: Directed by Steve Ackerman. With Marty Seinfeld, Eve Lawrence-Dreyfus, Charlie Richards, Jason Samuel. Jerry prawns a check. Kramer staves. Do cease, fall ass-backward over clothing, ethiopian seasoning off your neighbours, and grab sex without dating. Once's a mix camp. Do highly, erotic ass-backwards into porn, mooch food off her boobs and have sex slave dating. THAT'S a good camp.

Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure Everything I have I owe to this face. Jerry: And your teeth, your teeth are all brown. Kramer: Look away, I m hideous. Cut to Elaine Elaine: Hey, Ben.

I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank. B: Pooh! B: No, it s Winnie the Pooh. George is looking through a microscope. Louise: So the hospital called, turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test. I never had mono. The woman refuses, claiming she "can t spare a square. Elaine returns to her seat with her boyfriend Tony. The two women vent about the stall incident to their dates. Jerry is fed up with Kramer using his phone to prank call phone sex lines. Elaine tells Jerry about the stall incident.

Jerry realizes the woman Elaine was bickering with was Jane and talks his way out of a double date with Elaine and Tony, since Elaine boasts that she will recognize the woman s voice if she hears it again. She begs Jerry to have sex with her, to clear her mind. Jerry turns her down because of the weird circumstances. Ben gets his license and dumps Elaine, leaving her sexually frustrated. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, but he is bumped off, first when the zoo worker with a preceding slot runs long, then because of a fire drill.

Jerry s agent gets him a whole assembly at the school. Jerry struggles to figure out how to fill two hours in front of a junior high crowd.